A parody of government internet spying. Synopsis: Bell Sympatico is monitoring on your internet use and could be willing to give it over to the Federal Government. Find out how, in this Cynically Tested short. ATTENTION CANADIANS: Bell Sympatico has informed its customers that it intends to “monitor or investigate content or your use of your service provider’s networks and to disclose any information necessary to satisfy any laws, regulations or other governmental request.” The Conservative Federal government is expected to revive and pass an internet surveillance bill.If this legislation is reintroduced, it could allow police unfettered access to personal information without a warrant. Long story long, the government and Sympatico are working together to watch us surf the internet.