With the timing of a professional comedian, this diminutive “little old lady” shines a very funny light on the foibles of aging, to the delight of an audience filled with senior-care experts. A friend of the couple who founded Home Instead Senior Care, Mary Maxwell was asked to give the invocation at the company’s 2009 Convention. Initially it seemed like a normal prayer, but it soon took a very funny turn. Her deadpan delivery and lines like …This is the first time I’ve ever been old… and it just sort of crept up on me … had everyone rolling in the aisles. Find out more at caregiverstress.com and at http

palingates.blogspot.com There go her foreign policy credentials!! I just have discovered this clip, it’s really too funny… +++ Just when you thought the whole “I can see Russia from Alaska” thing couldn’t get any funnier…CNN’s Gary Tuchman delivers the goods: it turns out that Sarah Palin has never seen Russia from Alaska. Tuchman went up to the part of Alaska from which you can actually see Russia, a remote island called Little Diomede located just 2.4 miles from its Russian twin, Big Diomede. It turns out Gary Tuchman’s trip to Little Diomede sets him apart from Sarah Palin — because she’s never actually been there, nor has she set eyes on its neighbor in Russia. Here’s the video of Tuchman’s report: Tuchman says that only 150 people live on Little Diomede, and that the town of Diomede has no streets and no cars. The poverty rate is over 40%, there is no television, and the only practical way to reach it is by helicopter. Anchorage (near Palin’s hometown) is 550 miles away. No Alaskan governor has ever visited Little Diomede, though indicted US Senator Ted Stevens has made the trip. The town’s residents barely knew who Palin was, and one of them didn’t know she was the VP nominee. It’s going to be fun watching McCain-land spin this one, and it’s going to be even more fun watching Tina Fey parody it.

Who needs those boring little gnomes in the yard? Funny garden gnomes spice up the yard, why not get one? There are certainly some funny garden gnomes that are sure to bring humor to your family and your neighbors. Some examples of funny garden gnomes are: squatting gnomes, gnomes doing headstands and calisthenics, or how about a buried head mooning gnome. One can even get a gnome that will converser or funny gnomes that will burp when you pass them by. Depending on your personality, it is all out there. You can go to the flea markets and yard sales, and find so may funny garden gnomes, why not?

Gnomes come Home

There have been sad news stories of gnomes stolen, or the gnomes gone camping ? Many gnomes recovered are unable to be identified as thieves may have repainted the garden gnomes.

Funny Garden Gnome Bothers the Neighbors

Here is a true story of a funny garden gnome who has been charged with bothering the neighbors. This funny garden gnome dressed up as a police officer and according to the charge, was harassing people as they passed by the house.

Why have Funny Garden Gnomes?

Why do we need funny garden gnomes, really? If you are like most normal people, you may not have much in the garden decorations category to speak of. The addition of one piece of garden decoration, like funny garden gnomes, can bring some life to the garden. You could even give your funny gnome some friends and have a small village of gnomes laughing wildly. That might really get the neighbors to call the cops.

Funny Garden Gnomes start Conversations

Funny garden gnomes are pretty rare so if someone comes to visit, or you are having a party outdoors, these little funny gnome guys will have your friends and neighbors making comments. Maybe they will like them, maybe they will not, but they will be a great conversation starter for sure.

Garden Gnomes show you the way

If you lived in a planned community, where all the houses look the same, a funny garden gnome, an original character, will be a welcome sight when you or your guests are searching for your house. Make sure you get an original funny yard gnome, so that your house will not have the same funny gnome on the lawn as your neighbor has.

 

 

 

 

 

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